do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes omg. true story
I wish I had an American accent.– No one, ever Freedom doesn’t require an accent. (via sinisterlava)
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
memeromney: Mitt Romney’s Anglo-Saxon Connection America must acknowledge its shared Battle of Hastings heritage — when its shared French Norman heritage conquered its shared Anglo-Saxon heritage.